Man Flu

[Bob Pacey]

Don't get close enough to anyone these days to share it with.


I can put up with the headaches and the pains but this runny nose is the pits.


Bob

[william williams]

she's right Bob. Yah could call in the plumber to get rid of the drip

guess who

[Bob Pacey]

A good squirt of Dixtrine and a couple of tissues up ya nose Bill.

I don't think a woman could handle this it is a vicious strain.

Man Flu is a crippling and debilitating disorder indiscriminately striking down male members of the human species without warning. The illness is often referred to pejoratively by female members of the species who are in fact immune from the illness as man flu is now known to exclusively attack the XY chromosome carrier. If Man Flu is kind enough not to kill the infected party it will definitely leave him weak, sick, hurting everywhere and in dire need of TLC.

Medical professionals now also widely recognise that self diagnosis by the sufferer is the best means of identification as the symptoms of Man Flu are far more severe than the simple common cold which predominantly targets the XX chromosome holders (i.e. females). This goes some way to explain the cynicism some women display towards their male counterparts.


Yep thats what I've got any volenteers for T L C.

Bob

[Heather]

I wish that man flu would hurry up and do its job!

[Bob Pacey]

Thank you Heather and Marty here I am on my death bed and all you can do is stick the boot it !!!!!!






Bobbit

[Maureen K Clifford]

Now you are talkinth thunny muft be the cold - stick the book it? oh sink the boot in perhaps. Surely not Bob - why are people so unkind?

TLCTLCTLCTLCTLC - RIGHT OH THAT'S MY TLC SUPPLY FINISHED NOW

[Bob Pacey]

Still I will do as you say and harden up. I've got 96 kids from the A B Paterson College to look after this arvo would not miss thet for quids.

Taking over all my old ABPA mags and some membership forms.


Attack. Bob

[Heather]

Maureen you just want your ramp built!

[Bob Pacey]

I'm pretty sure I type in the right words Maureen but I think Moderators change them to make me look stupid !!!!

Now I know Manfred would not do that and Zondrae and I get on really well. I have never met Peely but he sounds like a really nice bloke.

Now let me see who does that leave who would have the power to change other peoples Messages on the forum ????????


I have printed this entry out and will keep a copy as evidence. Just in case it gets changed as well.

Gees I feel like Crap !!!

Robert.

[Terry]

G/day Bob,
Just keep that rotten Qld bug over there mate, it's not that I'm paranoid just careful. I arrived up bush a couple of years ago and my mate was at deaths door with some sort of flu so I camped a hundred yards away. He had to hand me something at one time, I made him tie it to a long stick so I could singe it in the campfire before I touched it. As I said, I'm not paranoid, just real careful.

In future be like me at the first hint of a sore throat I gargle with scotch, I have a lot of false alarms and the occasional hint of a sore head but I rarely catch a cold.

Meanwhile I hope you make a speedy recovery.

Terry