Daily advice

[Heather]

Don't know about tooth fairy Bob. Surgeon $500, anaethetist $375, hospital $300. Expensive little blighter.

It was quite funny. The nurse did the whole "gown" instruction thing like a airline steward (not allowed to say hostess any more are you?) I helped out with demonstrations ...

[Bob Pacey]

You didn't have to wear one of those little rear open gowns did ya ???

And the paper pants ???

Reminds me of Greg North at Bundy !!!! What's your operation then ?

Bob

[Heather]

I did say gown Bob. But I do not discuss my underwear with strange men...

[Bob Pacey]

Well you asked for it !!!!!


SOD OFF MARTY.


Oh Heather a liquid diet is good.

Bob

[Darren]

I'll get in early for tomorrow or late for today. It's entirely up to you....

"As much as we may love them, animals have no sense of esthetics - a dog will drink from the toilet, and a cat will bite the head off a mouse and eat it."

"It is always easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission." --Adm. Grace Hopper

Ethan's corollary to the above: "It takes only two seconds to say 'Please excuse the mess' versus half an hour or more to actually clean and vacuum."

The tooth fairy is in the form of pain killers Bob. I think there will be some recovery time.

Have a great day.

[Darren]

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization." --Unknown

"If 'The Devil made me do it' is not a valid defense in a court of law, then insurance companies shouldn't be able to weasel out of claims for damage caused by an 'Act of God'."

"A faith that cannot survive collision with the truth is not worth many regrets." --Arthur C. Clarke

[Dave Smith]

Hey is it true that the first one to get to Page 25 and set an all time record gets $500 and their own topic line in the Shed?

"All good things come to those who wait"

TTFN

[Wendy Seddon]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

[Kym]

ouch!

[Maureen K Clifford]

Hope the tooth fair offers fair recompense for your pain Heather ... if you're with a Mob of Bloody Fairies they'll see you right and I should know I worked for them for over 30 years



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