Daily advice

[Bob Pacey]

Purple kisses are poisonus and can give you a rash, Or so I hear.

Enjoy the quiet while you can Kym.

Bob

Oh better put a saying up .

Just because I say AAAHHH does not mean I'm a pirate.

[warooa]

Golf: a lot of walking interspersed with bad language and even badder arithmatic.

50 years ago, 100 white blokes chasing one black man on a field was the Ku Klux Klan . . . today it's the PGA tour. (well . . . . before Tiger became a 'cheetah' anyway).

Marty

[Bob Pacey]

Yeah Good one Marty. I played through a group of young blokes and as i went passed they said sorry for holding you up. I replied not a worry guys I don't mind the waiting but I can't stand the swearing.

A group of shockers.


Bob

[Kym]

Feeling a bit sad and lonely today??? Cheer up, it's Cuddle A Penguin Day ...

[Kym]

77 ... 77 ... 77 ...

There's an echo in here, cos there's only me ... me ... me ...

And I'm not running around naked like Neville was the other day, so it's not my fault!

[Neville Briggs]

They are all at Morisset. And Qantas is grounded, so they won't be back anytime soon.

Unless they are all in a swoon induced by fermented and spiritous liquors.
( except Sue, she's always sober )

[Rimeriter]

More Leonie - MORE.
Please.

I cannot recall any oneliners, but that which comes to mind is remembered from an older sister's autograph book, probably the nineteen forties -

Life is full of froth and bubble
but two things stand alone.
Kindness in anothers trouble
courage in your own.
Author unknown.

Jim.
A backward poet writes inverse.

[Neville Briggs]

Author is known for that one... Adam Lindsay Gordon, bush balladist, from his poem Ye Wearie Wayfarer.

[Vic Jefferies]

two things stand like stone

Vic

[Neville Briggs]

Oh ...yair Vic, I missed that bit. Terrible to get old .