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Darren

Re: Daily advice

Post by Darren » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:58 am

“What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you.”
- Richard Wilbur

“Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go.”
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Bob Pacey
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Re: Daily advice

Post by Bob Pacey » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:21 pm

Never, never ,never mistake diplomacy for a weakness !!!!



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After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
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Kym

Re: Daily advice

Post by Kym » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:32 pm

I got two more ponies!!!!! The black and white mare is Gypsy (cos when she runs, she looks glorious like a miniature version of the beautiful gypsy vanners) and the silver dappled taffy mare is called Misty (or maybe Sparkles cos the lady we bought her off put glitter in her tail to make her prettier for us). Bob helped me find the lady who had little Misty for sale. Thanks Bob!!!
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Kym

Re: Daily advice

Post by Kym » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:33 pm

The little white and chestnut filly just LOVES my Dad and follows him everywhere.
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william williams

Re: Daily advice

Post by william williams » Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:37 pm

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. :o :lol: :lol: :roll: There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Bill The old Battler
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manfredvijars

Re: Daily advice

Post by manfredvijars » Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:05 pm

Kym wrote:I got two more ponies!!!!!
THEY'RE NOT PONIES!!!! They're VERY LARGE RABBITS .... :lol: :lol:
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warooa

Re: Daily advice

Post by warooa » Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:46 pm

Bob Pacey wrote:Never, never ,never mistake diplomacy for a weakness !!!!



Bob
never never ever ever make absolute unconditional statements :roll:
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Re: Daily advice

Post by Maureen K Clifford » Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:10 pm

Oooooh Kym they are gorgeous :mrgreen:
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Re: Daily advice

Post by Bob Pacey » Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:13 pm

And a big 94

For Maureen.


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warooa

Re: Daily advice

Post by warooa » Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:51 pm

Woman's Poem.

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a bloke who isn't a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
who wants to listen all day long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
and call - not wait for countless weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
I'll spend his cash - he won't be annoyed.
He pulls out my chair, and opens my door,
massages my back, then offers me more.
Oh send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
and he'll know the answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me no end
and will always be my very . . . very best friend.

Man's Poem.

I pray for a deaf
mute nymphomaniac.
With huge boobs,
who owns a pub
on a golf course.
And loves to send
me fishin'
and to the footy.
This doesn't rhyme
and I don't give a 'rats'.
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