Manfred surely your mean Baron?????
I doubt you were referring to Heathers reproductive cycle

- she has nothing to prove - she already has kids.

She is not
BARREN
I didn't know Heather had
red curtains????
Do they match your hat Heather? You would look quite regal if you used your ???? curtains for a cape and put on your hat, practise a nice sweeping bow - or kneel if you prefer - then if all else fails put your red undies on over the outside of your clothes and you could double for superperson.
cheers
Maureen