The Dentist

[Bob Pacey]

Just got home from the dentist. Five extractions and a new top plate might have to resort to doing drunk poems with my teeth out if I can not get rid of this lisp !!!!. yes there is a poem in there somewhere.

[Maureen K Clifford]

Hope it's a good one Bob and not full of holes..something we can really get our teeth into

[manfredvijars]

... sorry Mauzie, you're humour's in decay ...

[Kym]

I think Bob'th trying to thay that he now hath a liTHp, at leatht that'th how it thoundth to me ...

[Frank Daniel]

You're probably right Kym!
I thought he meant he had a 'list', leaning to one side or the other.

Joe

[Bob Pacey]

Just looked at my original post yes it should be a lisppppp. not too bad now only have a problem with anything that has an ssssssss in it.
Oh and don't sneeze the bloody things nearly pop right out !!!

[Kym]

My Grandad always says to me
that when I have to sneeze,
to put my hand across my mouth,
then say "excuse me please!"

It doesn't stop me sneezing though,
I still sneeze underneath.
But Grandad puts his hand in front
to catch his flying teeth!!! sorry Bob ...


... just couldn't help myself ...

[Kym]

and with a lithp, that would read ...

My Grandad alwayth thayth to me
that when I have to thneethe,
to put my hand acroth my mouth,
then thay "exthcuthe me pleathe!"

It doethn't thtop me thneething though,
I thtill thneethe underneath.
But Grandad putth hith hand in front
to catch hith flying teeth!!!


Oh deary me, I'll go away now ...

Have a great day everyone!!!

[Dave Smith]

G’Day Kym it’s a good thing when you get to my age to cross ya legs as well.

TTFN

[manfredvijars]

... are you telling us you "sneeze" from somewhere else Dave ???
(oopth)