Banana's

Bob Pacey · Post by **Bob Pacey** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:37 pm

Just brought my last banana's for a while $ 10.36 for six and one was off. will have to try and get that bunch on the tree out back to ripen a bit quicker. any suggestions.

Yellow Fever Bob

Maureen K Clifford · Post by **Maureen K Clifford** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:48 pm

Tickets to Bali are relatively cheap

Post by **Kym** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 7:44 am

Bob, Bob, Bob ... you're paying extra for your bananas cos you bought an apostrophe too! They're expensive. See if you can return the ' and get a refund. Did you keep your receipt? Although I've noticed that they rarely include the apostrophe on the receipt - probably one of their scams to make you pay extra but when you wander back up to the refund counter, they point at the receipt with no ' on an give you an apologetic shrug. If you can't return it, what will you do with it? You could probably put it in one of your poem's - might make it even funnier! If you save up a few, you could have poem''''''''s! Oh, I dunno, you men shoppers - you fall for the same tricks every time ... *** walks away shaking head about Bob wasting money on useless apostrophes again ***

Post by **manfredvijars** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:04 am

Sweet lil Kymmie the APOSTRAPHE NAZI!!!!!

Post by **william williams** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:20 am

Yes Kym seem' s nothing will stop Bob except a full (hic) stop

bw

Post by **manfredvijars** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:40 am

(coming's apart's at the seam's here's) ...

Bob Pacey · Post by **Bob Pacey** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:20 am

ah ha Kym I've ( Is that one ok ) got them. I did keep my reciept and yes you are right. They charged me for the apostrophe so I think I may get a refund. Now the last time i complained they gave me a free can of peas so as I've eaten the rest of the banana'''' s ( as I left some out I saved them up ) they may not pay up. hang on my docket says Banana which means one only so maybe I got away with the other 5 and should not complain. Bugger shopping can be such a chore.

Oh did you see the penalities that those grubs who dragged the pony behind the car got away with. What a mess our law system is in. One even said that he was told that leading a pony behind a car was an acceptable way of transportation so not a lot of compassion there.

Bob

Maureen K Clifford · Post by **Maureen K Clifford** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:10 am

Yes Bob I did and the poor dears now might have to move interstate because they are being victimized. I would be happy to personally drag them along behind a car doing 40 klm a hour all the way to Perth if it would help ease their stress and pain of being so cruelly victimized by us uncaring members of the public.

As for little Elf -I would love to have him come live with me he would be a wonderful big brother to my girls

Post by **Heather** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:21 am

Maureen do you have a superhero outfit in your wardrobe?

Maureen K Clifford · Post by **Maureen K Clifford** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:47 am

No Mate I am just practising my bitch with attitude skills

ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

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