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A very important Warning

Post by Bob Pacey » Sat Oct 24, 2015 12:59 pm

Please Please Please

Keep an eye out for two very attractive girls . They are hanging around in Yeppoon Central shopping centre and when you are putting your groceries into the car they approach you asking for a lift to maccas in Rockhampton . These girls are very convincing and very hot! Once in your car one takes her clothes off while getting on top of you to distract you while the other one takes your wallet.

I've had my wallet stolen now on the 22th, 23th and 24th, twice yesterday and probably two more times tomorrow

Woolworths have wallets for sale for $8.99 but I've found some in hot dollar for only $3.49 so have bought 4.

Also, I have never actually make it to McDonald's so I've also lost 4kg
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Re: A very important Warning

Post by Maureen K Clifford » Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:25 pm

Things are looking up Robere :lol:
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Re: A very important Warning

Post by Heather » Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:34 pm

In Victoria it's illegal to give the contents of your wallet to girls like that.
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Re: A very important Warning

Post by Dave Smith » Sat Oct 24, 2015 4:11 pm

I don't get it!
I Keep Trying
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Re: A very important Warning

Post by Maureen K Clifford » Sat Oct 24, 2015 5:20 pm

I'm laughing :lol: at Dave's comment with his tag line attached - I don't get it - I keep trying

Maybe you just need a better/bigger looking wallet Dave ;)
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Re: A very important Warning

Post by Neville Briggs » Sat Oct 24, 2015 5:49 pm

They couldn't fool me, I'm not corrupted by female temptresses. Unless it is Amanda Redman or Julie Bishop. :)
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Re: A very important Warning

Post by Heather » Sat Oct 24, 2015 6:11 pm

That's cos they can't catch you Nifty Nev :lol:
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Re: A very important Warning

Post by Neville Briggs » Sat Oct 24, 2015 6:37 pm

0:-)
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Re: A very important Warning

Post by Heather » Sat Oct 24, 2015 6:47 pm

What's happened to your face Neville :shock: ?
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Re: A very important Warning

Post by Neville Briggs » Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:58 pm

Do I have to tell you everything :roll: tilt your head 45 degrees to the left and see my smile with the appropriate halo.
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