Snake eating frog or frog eating snake

Post by **Heather** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:11 am

It's all that rum Robert. Don't you know it's got a lot of sugar in it? Did you tell the doc about the rum?

Bob Pacey · Post by **Bob Pacey** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:26 am

Heather why would i tell him that it is not important . It is a secret but i might have to go back to beer ?

Oh there goes a tummy grumble.

only half an hour to go.

Bob

Bob Pacey · Post by **Bob Pacey** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:09 am

You are not gonna believe this after fasting all night they only took a blood test and sent me om my way. Must check with the Doctor as I'm sure he said it was a tolerance test. Even took my paper to get ready for the wait.

Oh well men never listen to instructions anyway.

Bob

Post by **Heather** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:21 am

Did they find any blood in your rum?

Bob Pacey · Post by **Bob Pacey** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:38 am

Heather are you saying that I drink a lot of rum ?

Just cause the nurse started to get dizzy as she took the test ( From the fumes ) oops that does not sound right does it ?

I started writing a poem as I waited " Sitting In The Surgery " so the time was not completly wasted.

Hi Ho Hi Ho it's off to work we go.

Oh on the subject of men do not listen

A wife asked her husband to go to the shop and get a carton of mik

and she said if the have any eggs get six.

Back he comes with six cartons of milk.

Now why would you get six cartons when i asked for one she said

Well he said "they had eggs" !

Bob

Post by **Heather** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:44 am

Dad joke!

Dave Smith · Post by **Dave Smith** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:34 pm

Heather don't ya know at our age all ya got is Dad jokes.

TTFN

Post by **Heather** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:13 pm

Bob Pacey · Post by **Bob Pacey** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:30 pm

What are you doing home at 4.30pm dontcha work for a livin.

My older sister sent me that joke so i reckon it's a mum joke.

Yahoo i got the last word in !!!!

Bob

Post by **Heather** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:36 pm

Oh no you didn't!

I make my contribution at home. The wonders of internet - and it saves on fuel and I can do a load of washing at the same time (multiskilled see)

and keep an eye on those in the corner.

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ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

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