GUESS WHO'S TURNING FIFTY

[Vic Jefferies]

Waiter says, "Here is the bill. It comes to eight and eight pence." The farmer says, "Eight and eight is sixteen, sixteen pence is one and four, one and four is five, here's a zac keep the change!"

I think you would understand this Neville.

[Neville Briggs]

Sounds about as good as my expertise as a bank clerk.