Ishmael Duck-arse Sanga

[warooa]

I gave my phone to someone recently to find a number and they were sitting there chuckling away. "These are hillarious!" he said.

These are a mixture of nick-names, real names and (purely to amuse myself) pet names I've concocted soley between me and my phone cobbled together with one or two added for the purpose of a rhyme.

Bloo Moo, Squinty, Phil McGinty, Spanker, Pinky, Randy,
Stony, Samidge, Brian Damage, Gavo, Gum-leaf Ghandi.
Lucky, Nursie, Pointless Percy, Ishmael, Duck-arse, Sanga,
Screamer, Shitter, Hunter, Whipper, Chesty Bling and Changa.
Scruffy, Salty, Sybil Fawlty, Ting Tong, HP Sauce,
Dreamtime, Roadie, Padget Jody, Soundman Bob, The Horse.
Dizzy, Rusty, Mars Bar, Krusty, Chick-eater and Fat,
Rissole, Spanner, Pollyanna, Air-bags and the Cat.
J Donk, Ziggy, Pasta, Piggy, Broothie, Lowcock, Grassy,
T Lick, Jonno, Matto Conno, Renegade and Arsey.
Winkle, Wonka, Dragon, Tonka, Eggs, One legged Deb
John the Wog, Kurt Dart Hog and Lusty Luce the Leb

[Heather]

Aaah, Cooktown, such a diverse, tropical, multi-cultural community - like no where else on earth! I love it Marty.

[alongtimegone]

Very inventive Marty. My favourite ... Lusty Lucy. Don't suppose you have a photograph?
Wazza

[Neville Briggs]

" And a nickname fitting better than the name their mothers gave "


P J Hartigan , The Old Bush School

[Cropduster]

Loved it. So many friends, so many nicknames.

A bit worried that you coupled duck-arse and sanga - something I might look for in an inner city boutique sandwich shop.

Just wondering if you have ring tones to match

Allan

[Jeff Thorpe]

Marty, you're a card. Brilliant bit of light relief.

Cheers, Jeff

[Ron]

Good one Marty! Ya bloody larrikan! All genuine names of course! can't see any phony ones there whatsoever!

Cheers Ron

[Maureen K Clifford]

ROTFLMAO - tell us more about Lusty Luce

[warooa]

Luce is a good story, as are many more - I just get a giggle when phone rings and screen says something like "Dial-a-club-footed blouse wearer" or "legs eleven oink".

[Catherine Lee]

Very amusing - Makes my list of names look very boring indeed!