The Trouble With Sex

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Re: The Trouble With Sex

Post by Bob Pacey » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:34 pm

Thanks Ross. There is to much grief and sadness in the world to be serious all the time. Trying to write one about an old guy who flashes his tomatoes to make them go bright red. Will post it if I ever get it finished.

Just did an hour show by myself for 50 people and it looks like it might be a regular gig now the season is starting to pick up.

Will have to cram a few more into the skull.

Cheers Robert Alan Micheal Pacey RAMP for short.
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Re: The Trouble With Sex

Post by Bob Pacey » Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:55 am

Beef expo on in Rockhampton in May next year Marty. So have plenty of time to collect suitable poems and more importantly learn them. But you can bet the time will fly.

cheers Bob
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Re: The Trouble With Sex

Post by Mal McLean » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:11 am

It's gunna be a great performance poem, mate. Larfed me 'ead orf!

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Re: The Trouble With Sex

Post by Bob Pacey » Wed Mar 16, 2011 6:47 pm

I was considering a few more verses but I think it fits alright now there is only so much Sex you can put up with and then you get sick of it.

Cheers and thanks Bob :lol:
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Re: The Trouble With Sex

Post by r.magnay » Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:13 pm

....what!.....enough that you're a comedian...now your a bragger....or a liar!.... ;)
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Re: The Trouble With Sex

Post by Dave Smith » Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:17 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Trouble With Sex

Post by Bob Pacey » Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:20 pm

The last one . Ross

I have a poem somewhere called Sex Life will see if I can find it.

I think that last Rum is kicking in it's getting hard to type.

Oh do not forget St Patricks Day I'm sure there are lots of poems out there.

Cheers Bob
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Re: The Trouble With Sex

Post by warooa » Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:12 am

Onya Bob . . you're on the money with the laughs, mate. As I think it was Victor Borge who said "laughter is the shortest distance between two people". Keep em coming.

Cheers, Marty

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Re: The Trouble With Sex

Post by Bob Pacey » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:29 pm

Trying to write one called Why I'm Not A Nudist but Kym tells me the theme has been used already.

Still I've never let that stop me before.


Cheers Bob
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