The Trouble With Sex
- Bob Pacey
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Re: The Trouble With Sex
Thanks Ross. There is to much grief and sadness in the world to be serious all the time. Trying to write one about an old guy who flashes his tomatoes to make them go bright red. Will post it if I ever get it finished.
Just did an hour show by myself for 50 people and it looks like it might be a regular gig now the season is starting to pick up.
Will have to cram a few more into the skull.
Cheers Robert Alan Micheal Pacey RAMP for short.
Just did an hour show by myself for 50 people and it looks like it might be a regular gig now the season is starting to pick up.
Will have to cram a few more into the skull.
Cheers Robert Alan Micheal Pacey RAMP for short.
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
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Beef expo on in Rockhampton in May next year Marty. So have plenty of time to collect suitable poems and more importantly learn them. But you can bet the time will fly.
cheers Bob
cheers Bob
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Re: The Trouble With Sex
It's gunna be a great performance poem, mate. Larfed me 'ead orf!
Mal
Mal
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I was considering a few more verses but I think it fits alright now there is only so much Sex you can put up with and then you get sick of it.
Cheers and thanks Bob
Cheers and thanks Bob

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Re: The Trouble With Sex
....what!.....enough that you're a comedian...now your a bragger....or a liar!.... 

Ross
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- Bob Pacey
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Re: The Trouble With Sex
The last one . Ross
I have a poem somewhere called Sex Life will see if I can find it.
I think that last Rum is kicking in it's getting hard to type.
Oh do not forget St Patricks Day I'm sure there are lots of poems out there.
Cheers Bob
I have a poem somewhere called Sex Life will see if I can find it.
I think that last Rum is kicking in it's getting hard to type.
Oh do not forget St Patricks Day I'm sure there are lots of poems out there.
Cheers Bob
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
Re: The Trouble With Sex
Onya Bob . . you're on the money with the laughs, mate. As I think it was Victor Borge who said "laughter is the shortest distance between two people". Keep em coming.
Cheers, Marty
Cheers, Marty
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Trying to write one called Why I'm Not A Nudist but Kym tells me the theme has been used already.
Still I've never let that stop me before.
Cheers Bob
Still I've never let that stop me before.
Cheers Bob
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!