Squash a Cockroach

[Bob Pacey]

State Of Origin One 2011

Well we really tried to tell them
but they just can’t get it right.
The truth will surface plain as day
on the field on Wednesday night.

The Blues spent hours in conference
changed their whole dammed coaching call.
But they never seem to get it right
and pride comes before a fall.

They swap and change their players
think they can pick a better side.
But it’s not about how good your are
if you don’t play the game with pride.

Champion players they may be
with skills that are profound.
But they will all just be cane toad fodder
on Lang Parks hallowed ground.

The tensions started building
you break out in a cold sweat
and your blood will start a tingling
as the battle lines are set.

Queenslands finest warriors
prepared to die for this great state.
This is what Origin was made for
friend or foe, mate against mate.

And there are people who you work with
for twelve months one of your crew.
but at this time every year mate
their skin starts turning slimy blue.

Fifty thousand screaming Queenslanders
all baying out for cockroach blood.
Yes mark my words mate it will flow
and it’s gonna be a flood.

Under Wally’s ever watchful eye
Let the fans all scream and roa.r
The blues think it’s a football game
but we all know it’s

War.

Queenslander

Bob Canetoad Pacey

[Heather]

He's baaaacck!

[Bob Pacey]

I might then assume that you would follow that other game played by tall men in tight shorts who when faced with being tackled throw or kick the ball away.

Toughen up son and play a real mens game.


Bob

[Heather]

Off to the naughty corner and you can sort it out there

[Bob Pacey]

No Marty no problem this end. All in a bit of fun. I had moderated taken out of another post and I thought Moderated was ok to say if you said it in Moderation.



Bob

[Heather]

aaah, but only IF you are moderate Bob.

[Bob Pacey]

Hey whats a sweet young thing like you doing home on a friday night anyway ?

In my defense or defence I really can not spell very well and I have been trying to use less astphiostipies so Kym does not get upset.



Bob

[Heather]

Those postrohes are expensive Bob, you need to use them in moderation or you'll go broke. How much are bananas now?

[Bob Pacey]

Oh do not get me started still $ 12.98 a kilo and the flying foxes are getting stuck into the ones in the back yard.


OOOOHHHH Bob

[warooa]

Prepare yourself for a let down Bob . . . Locky's last series and we all know fairytales don't come true - I hope Qld win, but I reckon the Blues may get up.

Marty

ps Martyboy is right though . . the only real footy is the AUSTRALIAN game - you know the one where they actually kick the ball. I don't mind a bit of bum-sniffin' mate . . . but first and foremost I'm a patriot, though I'm tolerant of those who aint