If Bill can so can I.

Bob Pacey · Post by **Bob Pacey** » Mon May 21, 2012 11:35 pm

Found the Mr Whippy ice cream man in my front yard today covered in hundreds and thousands.

The police think he topped himself ??

Bob

Dave Smith · Post by **Dave Smith** » Tue May 22, 2012 12:49 am

yeah OK.....Tsk Tsk

r.magnay · Post by **r.magnay** » Tue May 22, 2012 6:27 am

.....I think you had better get back on the Bundy Bob!.....

Neville Briggs · Post by **Neville Briggs** » Sat May 26, 2012 9:10 am

Yes Bob, a body of a man was found in the yard with a packet of corn flakes jammed in his throat. The police are looking for a cereal killer.

Dave Smith · Post by **Dave Smith** » Sat May 26, 2012 11:14 am

We went to séance last night and the clairvoyant was laughing so my wife went up to her and slapped her across the face.

Shocked I asked, “Why did you do that” her answer was

“ I always wanted to strike a happy medium.”

TTFN

Post by **Rimeriter** » Mon May 28, 2012 12:15 pm

Some bloody good chuckles. Thanks Fellas.

Are we going to vote for the best one ?

Or just list them in preference order ?
Jim

Post by **Zondrae** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:02 pm

would you believe

I haven't heard any of these. If so.. let me take you to Sydney where I have this rather large, harbour side holiday home, of a very unique design (looks like a fleet of sail boats) that you may be interested in buying. The only draw back is that you will need to erect a fence. I haven't got round to doing that yet and people keep climbing up the back stairs and having parties or concerts.

ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

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