Postquoital Shrinkage

[Stephen Whiteside]

Postquoital Shrinkage

© Stephen Whiteside 19.10.2012

Have you ever noticed that the world seems slightly larger,
When the quoits are flying freely and your pulse is racing fast;
That the colours all glow brighter and the noises are much louder
When the game is at its climax - but of course it cannot last.

Have you ever noticed that the world seems slightly smaller
When the game at last has ended and you're sitting in your chair;
That the colours all seem muted and the noises all are softer
As your pulse begins its slowing, and you sit and dumbly stare.

[warooa]

So when a streaker invades the pitch during a game that must be quoitus interruptus

Onya Doc

Marty

[Stephen Whiteside]

Right on the money, Marty! Thanks.

[Maureen K Clifford]

Last time I played I was eleven.

[Stephen Whiteside]

Yes, probably about the same.

[Mal McLean]

I am just not game to follow where my humour would have me.

You make people smile Stephen.

Tell me, do you smoke after quoits?

[Bob Pacey]

Dunno Mal I've never looked ?

Bob

[Stephen Whiteside]

Mal, I haven't played since I was eleven!

[Mal McLean]

LOL

[Dennis N O'Brien]

Yep

I used to play a lot of quoits
Opponents I could lick ‘em
While they would tend to throw their quoits
I was inclined to kick ‘em