
HO HO...GROAN.......HO
Although he was claimed
to be god-like in presence
supposedly blessing
with joyous indulgence,
he never made anything
never gave hope.
He pretended to be
sort of Tinsel-town Pope.
His baubles and trinkets
and stupid false laugh
just mocked human tragedy
strewn in his path.
So we put him to death;
it was easy to do,
for he never was real;
we just did what we knew.
Then we carted him off
and we buried him deep.
There was nothing to mourn
so, no need to weep.
But many still worshipped
this ludicrous lie;
a magical man
and his reindeer that fly.
Why ? Haven't they heard
and haven't they read.
They can scrap all that nonsense,
'cause Santa is..DEAD.