The Problem With Words

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The Problem With Words

Post by Bob Pacey » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:32 am

Just for David, Research shows that so long as the all letters are in place people can still understand.

The Problem With Words

I aylaws tghuoht taht sleplnig
was a rael imnatropt sklil
and if I cloud not get it rhigt
I wloud be thguoht of as a dlil.

But I raed tihs sutdy taht tehy did
alhougth it relaly mdee frwon
taht siad spleinlgs not imnatropt
wehn the wrods you do witre dwon.

Now tihs sutdy fuond the hmuan bairn
deos not raed evrey letetr
and so lnog as all are in the wrod
we can all strat raeidng betetr.

The wrod can be a tatol mses
wtih letetrs stcuk in anwheyre
so lnog as the fisrt and lsat are rhgit
we rellay sholud not care.

Now I don't beielve taht tihs can be
becusae wehn I wnet to scohol
good raednig wrtnig and atirhemitc
wree alyaws the gloden rule.

And all throurh my edauctoin
thgouh it cuased me oh scuh strfie
If I did not splel croretcly
tehn I'd not seucre a job in laetr life.

Now it taeks a whlie to poendr
the rerepcusisons of tihs tlae
and I don't see how it can be true
but comomn snese msut now praveil

I'll mkae srue taht evrey tmie I splel
taht ecah wrod is as its maent to be
you will not see julbmed letetrs
or gablred wrods from me.

But I'll konw now in the fuutre
thgouh I'm not knwon to be so brgiht
eevn wehn I splel the wrods all wonrg
tehy raelly wlil be rihgt.


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Re: The Problem With Words

Post by David Campbell » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:41 am

:lol:

Meaks a dorticinay olbesote, eh Rebrot?

Cehers
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Re: The Problem With Words

Post by Bob Pacey » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:16 am

Yaeh Dvaid It Deos.


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


Amazed at how the human brain works sometimes.

Cheers Bob Ps I got to 10 and got bored, tells you a lot about my attention span 8-) 8-)


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Re: The Problem With Words

Post by Vic Jefferies » Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:35 am

Great stuff Bob! Very clever indeed. Now to put the cat amongst the pigeons (so to speak) enter it in a competition.

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Re: The Problem With Words

Post by Glenny Palmer » Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:22 am

...maybe he'll get a dyslexic judge...& win? :lol:
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Re: The Problem With Words

Post by Bob Pacey » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:58 pm

Actually in the scheme of things it should be ok ? it is all in relation to the subject !


MMMMMM something to think about there.

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Re: The Problem With Words

Post by Heather » Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:16 pm

I had a similar thing sent to me years ago as an email so it's not original Mbobby8itboobo.

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Re: The Problem With Words

Post by Bob Pacey » Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:33 pm

zee e mail may not be original buuuut the poem Is !


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Re: The Problem With Words

Post by Vic Jefferies » Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:46 pm

Right again Bob it is an original poem, the only obvious flaw as far as competition goes is lack of...
punctuation.

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