Well, wouldn't that rip the fork outta ya nightie? 25/8 HW

[warooa]

A Pearler of a day, I wake and yawn at sparrow fart,
the chooks have laid their cackleberrys, Missus gives a start.
A dingo's brekky sounds the go, I then suggest a quickie,
"But you'll be late for work." She sez. "Pig's arse, I"ll take a sickie."

A frantic folk dance (horizontal), Cockies give a screech,
A decko at the weather, then I said "Let's hit the beach?"
With matching double pluggers and an esky chockers full,
I bypass budgie smugglers and me boardies on I pull.

We hit the esplanade and hand in hand go for a walk,
a coupla clicks with lots well worth a gander or a gawk.
Beach volleyball has started, the bikini girls to serve,
behind me darkened sunnies have a Clayton's Uncle Merv.

But Karma bites me on the freckle (sure it found its niche),
went berko, did me lolly, stood in someone's kerbside quiche!

[manfredvijars]

Loveit ...

[Heather]

Typical Marty humour - always good for a laugh Marty..

Heather

[Ron]

'onya Marty
Bazza Mackenzie on steroids!

Ron

[Maureen K Clifford]

a slight inversion in there but OMG I am ROTFLMAO - you are a case Marty - no doubt about you I Love it - well done and I am sharing to our FB page - can't keep all these giggles to myself