There's Really Nothing To It

[alongtimegone]

I found a piece of nothing in my back yard yesterday.
I’d planned to mow the lawn so tried to move the piece away.
I thought to get behind it, backing off and sneaking round.
But it sensed my every movement and steadfastly held its ground.

Nothing made me angry. Nothing made me swear.
Nothing made me quite so mad as seeing nothing there.
Finally I called my wife. “I need your help.” I said.
There’s nothing on the lawn and Darl, it’s doing in my head.”

She said “I’m seeing nothing. You’ll have to show me where.”
Despairingly I turned and shouted “Look there’s nothing there.”
“Exactly!” spoke my wife “And so it seems we both agree.
and now if I don’t hurry you’ll get nothing for your tea.”

I put away the mower and locked the tool shed door.
“Aah well!” I thought, “At my age nothing matters any more.”
I went inside, switched on the box, still feeling all at sea.
My wife called out “Good luck darl, you’ll find nothing on TV.

Wazza

[David Campbell]

[Bob Pacey]

Yes I agree


Bob

[alongtimegone]

Thank you David, Bob ... Glad that it gave you a laugh.
Wazza

[Bob Pacey]

Hey Warren can I stick this on my facebook site with due recognition of course.





Bob

[alongtimegone]

Love for you to do it Bob.
Wazza

[warooa]

onya Waz -good silly season stuff

Marty

[Bob Pacey]

Whadda ya mean nothing is serious stuff !


Bob

[warooa]

I didn't say nothing

[alongtimegone]

I love double negatives Marty but they don't get you nowhere.