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Post by Bob Pacey » Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:09 am

A blonde woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!”

The doctor replied, “Show me.”

So the woman poked her ankle and screamed of pain. Then she poked her knee and yelled OW. She poked her forehead and screamed again.

She was about to continue when the doctor said, “That’s enough, let me think this over.” He thought for about a minute and said “I think I know what your problem is.

You've broken your finger.”
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Re: Doctor

Post by Heather » Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:53 am

That one WAS funny when I first heard it..... :)
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Re: Doctor

Post by Catherine Lee » Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:27 pm

:lol: :lol: Another goodie Bob - thanks for the smile today!
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Post by Bob Pacey » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:47 pm

Thank you Catherine nice to be appreciated.


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