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Post by Bob Pacey » Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:04 am

I know I know most of ya will have heard it before but it tickled my fancy on a rainy day.



A guy was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He
asked a girl "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied in a loud voice: " NO I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOU!"
All the people in the library started staring at the guy, he was deeply
embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and
said with a laugh:
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking: I guess you felt
embarrassed, right?"
The guy then responded in a very loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ...
THAT'S TOO MUCH!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
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Re: Law

Post by Ron » Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:10 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Law

Post by Maureen K Clifford » Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:41 pm

Good one - I hadn't heard it before :lol:
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