I agree with Manfred, some things are best avoided, but I like George Orwell, (I'm drawing on my unreliable memory here ) who wrote a list of rules for good writing, his last rule was.... break all the rules rather than write something banal.
Did you know folks that the correct indigenous name for the city of Bankok is :
Krungthepmahanakornamornrattanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnoparatrajathaniburirom-
udomrajaniwesmahasatharnamornphimarmavatarnsathitsakkatattiyavisanukamprasit.

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Sorry Glenny, I'm going now.

( did you notice there's an avatar in there ? )