The Haircut

[alongtimegone]

The barber said “A dollar a cut,
that’s all you have to pay.
And everyone you pass will smile
so sweetly and they’ll say,

oh Mrs Brown what a beautiful boy.
He looks just like his dad.
Could you have guessed that you’d be blessed
with this happy and handsome lad”?

Then Mrs Brown with a frightening frown
on the barber did wildly whirl.
“You bleeding blowhard open your eyes.
He’s a girl you twit he’s a girl.

[Glenny Palmer]

[Maureen K Clifford]

There's only a week between a good and a bad haircut - fear not all will be well - good fun poem, I am still giggling

[Jeff Thorpe]

Good one Wazza.

Cheers, Jeff

[alongtimegone]

Thanks all ... just a bit of fun.
Wazza