Male Dilemma
Male Dilemma
Male Dilemma
Approaching now with trepidation
Heart thumping anticipation
Brow soaked in perspiration
Throat tightening asphyxiation.
Echoed voices, feeling fearful
Clouded mind now in freefall
Transfixed eyes becoming tearful
How can she be quite so cheerful?
Just in there! She softly motions
Brain is racing with emotions
Scented whiff from bottled lotions
Perfumed aroma drifts from potions.
Trembling hands begin to reach
Wishing I was at the beach
Sacred law, I’m about to breach
Remembering, what Dad did preach
I can’t do it, collapse in beanbag
Feeling like a rung out dishrag
To all you men, keep reading a mag
Never, delve into a woman’s handbag.
David J Delaney
31/01/2009 ©
Approaching now with trepidation
Heart thumping anticipation
Brow soaked in perspiration
Throat tightening asphyxiation.
Echoed voices, feeling fearful
Clouded mind now in freefall
Transfixed eyes becoming tearful
How can she be quite so cheerful?
Just in there! She softly motions
Brain is racing with emotions
Scented whiff from bottled lotions
Perfumed aroma drifts from potions.
Trembling hands begin to reach
Wishing I was at the beach
Sacred law, I’m about to breach
Remembering, what Dad did preach
I can’t do it, collapse in beanbag
Feeling like a rung out dishrag
To all you men, keep reading a mag
Never, delve into a woman’s handbag.
David J Delaney
31/01/2009 ©
Re: Male Dilemma
Good advice, could be anything in there, even a mousetrap.
Secret women's business.


Secret women's business.

Re: Male Dilemma
she's a bit one sided don't you think fellas
how many time have you blokes heard
give me your wallet love
so she can borrow a quid
(often for keeps )
bill the old battler
how many time have you blokes heard


(often for keeps )
bill the old battler
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Re: Male Dilemma
Bill - were you never taught in a marriage that 'What's your's is mine and what's mine's me own'
Thought that was the way they all went - I could be wrong - been known to be wrong before
Cheers
Maureen
Thought that was the way they all went - I could be wrong - been known to be wrong before

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Re: Male Dilemma
maureen
the rest of that statement is you married me for better or for worse
now she gets the better and I get what's left
also marrage
is both deaf and dumb ( she's not deaf and I'd better be dumb)



now she gets the better and I get what's left
also marrage



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Re: Male Dilemma
Or my wife's view of any topic of disagreement....
"It's not often you're right, but this time you're wrong!"
Cheers, will.
"It's not often you're right, but this time you're wrong!"
Cheers, will.
"Each poet that I know (he said)
has something funny in his head..." CJD
has something funny in his head..." CJD
Re: Male Dilemma
I can relate to that Will, mine once said to me 'I thought you were right once, but I was mistaken'
Awwww!!..thanks love.

Awwww!!..thanks love.


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Re: Male Dilemma
G/day David,
You had me going there for awhile, it's good to write some lighthearted ones occasionally, good Stuff mate.
Cheers Terry
PS I'm so flat out at the moment I can't find time to read all the post (by the way 41.1 at home to-day, computer rooms like an oven)
You had me going there for awhile, it's good to write some lighthearted ones occasionally, good Stuff mate.
Cheers Terry
PS I'm so flat out at the moment I can't find time to read all the post (by the way 41.1 at home to-day, computer rooms like an oven)
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Re: Male Dilemma
Mate I’ve just come across this one don’t know where I’ve been (bet she does) Good yarn and true
Leonie’s right secret women’s business, you had me in a sweat for a minute. But I gotta tell ya in our house I’m THE BOSS SO DON’T TELL ME HOW THE DISHES SHOULD BE DONE.
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Leonie’s right secret women’s business, you had me in a sweat for a minute. But I gotta tell ya in our house I’m THE BOSS SO DON’T TELL ME HOW THE DISHES SHOULD BE DONE.


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