

I wish I were bigger and stronger and faster.
Of ath - letic feats I was once a grand master.
Now grandkids are telling me I’m a disaster,
‘cause these days it’s all passed me by.
I wish I had fast cars and money to burn.
For big boats and mansions I constantly yearn.
I grew up without ever getting my turn.
What a bugger it’s all passed me by.
I once thought I had a one thirty IQ.
There were so many things that I wanted to do.
But my brain took its leave. Now I don’t have a clue.
Such a shame that it’s all passed me by.
Time was I had vigour to get up and go.
I was bright eyed and bushy tailed; all parts aglow.
Then I noticed libido was starting to slow.
Now even that’s passed me by.
I remember a time when I’d win all the hearts
First to the line in so many close starts
But now I’m just one of the other old farts
Yep! It’s sad how it’s all passed me by.